"The Real Hillary Clinton" Is...Selina Meyer!

That's the revelation that struck me when I read this:

The real Hillary Clinton requires people to pose before she steps into the picture so they don’t waste her time. The real Hillary Clinton laughed at the thought of a rapist beating a child into a coma and then getting off. The real Hillary Clinton has never met a charity she didn’t steal from. The real Hillary Clinton dislikes people and has her assistant elbow them out of the way.

The big difference here, of course: Selina Meyer, as horrible as she is, is a fictional president. The specter of a Hillary presidency, alas, is all too real.