IF you can lose your head when all about you
Are gathering within an angry mob.
If you can seethe and count it as a virtue,
And make a skinny bee-yotch shut her gob.
If you think free expression's overrated--
Something that belongs in the U.S.
If you're obsessed with "victims" who are "hated"
And can't see "human rights" is such a mess.
If you think that Trudeau had many talents
And worship the false god diversity.
If you believe the Ceeb is fair and balanced
And guffaw at Little Mosque on the Prairie.
If you can fill your noggin full of nonsense
And every p.c. lie under the sun
Yours is the land a mari usqe ad mare
And what is more
You're a Canadian.