Monday, March 22, 2010

Welcome to the Wonderful World of Socialized Medicine!

In honour of the auspicious passage of a transformative bill, I've revised this R&H ditty:

Emergency wait rooms so crowded with bleeders.
Excuses galore from political leaders.
Doctors fed up with red tape everywhere--
These are the "joys" of our socialized care.

A fam'ly doc shortage--the pay is so crappy.
Ev'ryone's cranky and no one is happy.
Still we all prate that our system is "fair".
These are the "joys" of our socialized care.

When the dog bites, when the bee stings
When a migraine hits
You're better off staying at home in your bed
'Cause socialized care's the sh*ts...

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