Monday, December 5, 2011

Suzuki the Snowman

David Suzuki
Was a kooky, crafty guy.
Tried to shake down all the moppets
With a big fat eco-lie.
David Suzuki
Said, "Behold, the North Pole thaws,"
And so now it's inhospitable for
Poor old Santa Claus.
He promised them a tax receipt
If they sent him their dough.
And they'd put Santa back to work.
Could the kids resist him? No!
David Suzuki
Guilt and moolah were his goal.
And for that his Christmas present is...
A great big lump of coal.


Don Sharpe said...

Hilarious! I predict that tune will become a traditional Christmas ditty, surviving for years!!
Well done!

scaramouche said...

Thanks, Don.

Ms. Doubt49 said...

I'm begging you! Please please produce a CD. Get yourself an agent! FABULOUS! :):)

scaramouche said...

Thanks, Ms. D.