I'm taking up Kathy Shaidle's challenge to rewrite the Chiquita Banana song:
I am Chiquita banana and I'm here to say
I bow to eco-freaks who say, "Obey!"
I'm such a spineless, brainless little "goil"
That I'll decry Canucki freedom oil.
You can buy it from Wahhabis
Or that nice Hugo Chavez.
But don't get it from Canuckis.
Do what the eco-lobby sez!