Thursday, December 8, 2011

A Canadian Lefty's 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A tax receipt from Dave Suzuki.
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Naomi Klein and Avi Lewis
And a tax receipt from Dave Suzuki.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three Jack Layton statues,
Naomi Klein and Avi Lewis
And a tax receipt from Dave Suzuki.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four books on Trudeau,
Three Layton statues,
Naomi Klein and Avi Lewis
And a tax receipt from Dave Suzuki.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five mos-que-ter-i-as,
Four Trudeau books,
Three Layton statues,
Lewis & Klein
And a tax receipt from Dave Suzuki.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six Gaza Boatniks,
Five mos-que-ter-i-as,
Four Trudeau books,
Three Layton statues,
Lewis & Klein
And a tax receipt from Dave Suzuki.
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven scary Tories,
Six Gaza Boatniks,
Five mos-que-ter-i-as,
Four Trudeau books,
Three Layton statues,
Lewis & Klein
And a tax receipt from Dave Suzuki.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight "Occupy" tents,
Seven scary Tories,
Six Gaza Boatniks,
Five mos-que-ter-i-as,
Four Trudeau books,
Three Layton statues,
Lewis & Klein
And a tax receipt from Dave Suzuki.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine "rabblers" whinging,
Eight "Occupy" tents,
Seven scary Tories,
Six Gaza Boatniks,
Five mos-que-ter-i-as,
Four Trudeau books,
Three Layton statues,
Lewis & Klein
And a tax receipt from Dave Suzuki.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten climate change hysterics,
Nine "rabblers" whinging,
Eight "Occupy" tents,
Seven scary Tories,
Six Gaza Boatniks,
Five mos-que-ter-i-as,
Four Trudeau books,
Three Layton statues,
Lewis & Klein
And a tax receipt from Dave Suzuki.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven Zion-loathers,
Ten carbon nutters,
Nine whinging rabblers,
Eight "Occupy" tents,
Seven scary Tories,
Six Gaza Boatniks,
Five mos-que-ter-i-as,
Four Trudeau books,
Three Layton statues,
Lewis & Klein
And a tax receipt from Dave Suzuki.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve "human rights" cranks,
Eleven Zion-loathers,
Ten carbon nutters,
Nine whinging rabblers,
Eight "Occupy" tents,
Seven scary Tories,
Six Gaza Boatniks,
Five mos-que-ter-i-as,
Four Trudeau books,
Three Layton statues,
Lewis & Klein
And a tax receipt from Dave Suzuki.

2 comments:

Jim R said...

Nice job Scaramouche. You hit all the right ones....uh, left ones.

Merry Christmas!

Stephen Boyling said...

I'd like to dedicate this seasonal masterpiece to all of Canada's loyal Opposition Parties ... may they frolic freely around their beautifully decorated lumps of coal.