"They're Cookin' the Books/We're Checkin' 'Em Twice/Gonna Find Out Who's Naughty or Nice/Occupy Is Coming to Town"

Is San Francisco the site of the nuttiest, naughtiest, nekkidest Occupyers--and the worst Xmas song parodists--anywhere? This blog by 'Frisco local Zombie makes the case for the affirmative.

Here's my "naughty" song:

You better cough up,
You better hand out,
You better give in
When you hear us shout:
Occupy is comin' to town.

We've studied at school--
"Colonial rule"--
Just so you all know we're nobody's fool.
Occupy is comin' to town.

That public defecation,
We know it turns you off,
But since we're so deserving,
Well, you surely shouldn't scoff.

So, you better push "change,"
"Equality," too.
Utopia, dope, is workin' for you.
Occupy is comin' to town.