The song practically writes itself:
Won't you come home, John Kerry,
Won't you come home?
You're very, very dumb.
They'll claim they're mod'rates, Kerry,
That they love "peace."
Here's where they're comin' from.
Remember that zany evening
When you stood up,
And told Mubarak to step down?
You're such a bloody fool
And now Islamists rule.
John Kerry won't you please come home?