Yes, and the Collapse of the Twin Towers Was "An Unfortunate Structural Engineering Malfunction"

The Obama administration is drawing heat (though not nearly enough of it, if you ask me) for characterizing the massacre of army personnel at Fort Hood by one of Allah's warriors as an instance of "workplace violence."

Hey, I can play that game, too, Barry. How's this?

• "Honour" murders are "domestic violence."
• "Arbeit Macht Frei."
• The attack on Pearl Harbor was "Japan's way of telling imperialist America that it didn't belong in the Pacific."

Update: Another Obama bungle.