#11: "Is It Okay If I Call You Moo Moo?"

Depending on how things pan out civil war and martyrdom-wise, Gaddafi may or may not be on the lookout for new digs. Here, courtesy Letterman, are the top ten things to ask him prior to letting him hunker down with you. (They date from the time Gaddafi was in town to address the UN, but have not become stale in the interim.)