Hamas's First Protocol: When All Else Fails, Blame the Jooos For Everything

This Hamasshole's Hitlerian charges inspired me to reach deep into the vaults for a song from Elders!, my unproduced version of the Nazis'--and, by no coincidence, the Arabs'--favorite anti-Jewish Czarist fabrication:

Ours

Consider all historical calamity:

The war, the pain, the fear, the insanity.
We like to claim, with no trace of vanity
It is ours, ours, ours!

Seven Years, Hundred Years, ev’ry duration

Of warfare and strife throughout ev’ry nation.
Conduct a little investigation,
It is ours, ours, ours.

Behind revolutions, both French and Russian,

Populations we’re often crushin’,
Wells that are poisoned and johns that aren’t flushin’:
It is ours, ours, ours!

Wars between states and ‘tween Roses—ours!

The Cold War no one knows is—ours!
Some wars we can’t disclose—ours!
It is ours, ours, ours.

Any sudden unrest in Albania—ours!

The onset of derangement in Spain—ours!

The sinking of the Lusitania—ours!

It is ours, ours, ours!

Trouble that’s murky and vague—ours!

Civil unrest in The Hague—ours!

A little old thing like the plague—ours!

It is ours, ours, ours!

Chaos and bombings—we plotted for hours.

Silence and subterfuge—all part of our powers.

And, oh yeah, we toppled those big ole Twin Towers.

It’s ours, ours, ours...