Tits and Ass

Coming soon to an airport near you (maybe)--boob 'n' booty bombs:

Terrorists with al Qaeda are creating ever more inventive ways to smuggle bombs onto planes, trains, and subways. Thus, federal authorities must keep up and find ways to identify when a terrorist is loaded with explosives and capture him or her before they set off the bomb.

British counter terrorism authorities are hearing chatter about a new technique to help al Qaeda terrorists prevent detection when they are carrying bombs for suicide attacks, according to the Daily Mail. MI5 The bombs will now be surgically implanted into the bodies of the terrorists in

Al Qaeda to Surgically Implant Bombs in Breasts and Buttocks of Terrorists ? areas ranging from breasts, near the appendix and in the buttocks. The surgically implanted bombs are an attempt to avoid detection by airport body screening technology.

The bomb would contain PETN (Pentaerythritol Tetranitrate). Even just 8 oz of PETN is enough to create a blast strong enough to create a hole in an airplane. Once the bomb was surgically implanted into the body, the terrorist would use a syringe to propel TATP (Triacetone Triperoxide) through the skin covering the bomb and into the PETN, which would cause it to explode.

While it might be difficult to obtain the privacy needed to inject something via syringe into the skin while on an air flight or on a bus or the subway, terrorists could always implement this new bomb strategy while in the restroom of a plane or use a blanket or bulky coat to cover up what they are doing...

Update: Kind of puts a whole new twist on that Chorus Line song.