The Whole Cole

In a column skewering the hapless but hyper-loquacious Spendthrift-in-Chief, Mark Steyn includes this parody of a Nat 'n' Natalie Cole song:

Unsustainable
That's what you are
Unsustainable
Though near or far
Like a ton of debt you've dropped on us
How the thought of you has flopped on us
Never before
Has someone spent more.

I couldn't resist finishing it:

Unsustainable
In ev'ry way,
And forever more
We're gonna pay.
That's why, Barack, you're untrainable
Re what is and ain't sustainable.
Throwing money down-the-drainable
You!