Thursday, December 24, 2015

Today's Dueling Limericks

This one's in the NatPo:
In view of a TRC plank,
The Grits are expected to yank
A part of the law
That says Ma and Pa
(And others) have license to spank.
Here's my effort:
As Grit poseurs preen and preach
The state's tentacles extend their reach.
They have criminalized spanking
And succeeded in yanking
Some lessons that parents can teach.

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