Since she's the gal who recorded it all, I'll let CC take care of the live-blogging. As for me, I think I'll rework one of the songs on Mark's lastest Christmas CD (makes a great holiday gift for left-and-right-wingers alike!) a la After America:
Have yourself a scary little future.
Give yourself a fright.
Lefty EUnuchs over-spending's out of sight.
Have yourself a scary little future,
Jew-hate's on the rise.
And it wears a fleecy "human rights" disguise.
Once again as in evil days,
Bad Medieval days of yore.
Human beings in a darker age,
Jihad's full of rage--and gore.
Someday soon we'll all run out of money.
Will the madness end?
All we do is spend and spend
And spend and spend.
So have yourself a scary little future, friend.
Here we are in techy age,
iPhones all the rage, apps too.
See 'em tweeting and texting tons,
It's all our daughters, sons seem to do.
While they're all so busy socializing
Threat has flown sky-high.
Will they even notice things have gone awry?
So have yourself a scary little future (sigh).
Update: All hail Closet Conservative's magic fingers!