Thursday, June 24, 2010

We'll Always Have Toronto

I've decided that Queers Against Israeli Apartheid should be called Queers Against Casablanca Waters.

My rationale comes from the following exchange in the famous Bogie flick:
Rick: I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.
To bring it up to date:
Queers: We came for the Israeli apartheid.
Jews: Apartheid? What apartheid? Israel is a democracy.
Queers: We were misinformed.
Hence Queers Against Casablanca Waters, something which, like Israeli apartheid, does not in fact exist.

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