I've decided that Queers Against Israeli Apartheid should be called Queers Against Casablanca Waters.
My rationale comes from the following exchange in the famous Bogie flick:
Rick: I came to Casablanca for the waters.To bring it up to date:
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.
Queers: We came for the Israeli apartheid.Hence Queers Against Casablanca Waters, something which, like Israeli apartheid, does not in fact exist.
Jews: Apartheid? What apartheid? Israel is a democracy.
Queers: We were misinformed.