Spencer Gets Semi-Farklempt

"When I heard that the Muslim Brotherhood paid for Ellison's hajj, I felt like weeping, too."

Update: Channeling Rodgers and Hammerstein, Ellison 'splains a central tenet of his hajj-sponsors:

It's as dandy as sand in the desert.
It's as murky as clouds in the sky.
If you'll excuse all of our subterfuge--
The taqiyyah allows us to lie!

It's a part of conventional jihad,
An unconventional faith alibi.
And you'll espy there's a tear in my eye
When I think of that wonderful lie!

It's as trite and as base as a face with a smile
That's beguiling to you.
It's Koranic and right
As the bright starry night
When the horse Barack flew.

It's as dandy as sand in the desert.
Murky as clouds that now cover the sky.
If you'll excuse all of our subterfuge--
The taqi, the taqi, the taqi, the taqi
The taqiyyah allows us to lie!