Thursday, June 10, 2010

A Selection From 'West Bank Story'

Helen Thomas sings:

I feel witty,
Oh, so witty,
I feel witty, and gritty and bright.
It's a pity that my Jew-hate tripped my up that night.

I feel sassy,
Oh, so sassy,
Unabashedly sassy I feel.
And so witty, that the whole debacle seems unreal.

See the batty gal in the mirror there?
Who can that Jew-bashing chick be?
Such a batty look, such a batty face, such a batty mind,
Such a batty me!

I feel tired,
I got fired,
I was hired, but retired now am I.
For my hate forced my hasty exit, good bye!

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