Friday, November 19, 2010

Easiest Way to Avoid Airport Security Hassles--Wear a Burqa

While kafir grannies and tots get a thorough going-over, chicks in the sharia fun shack may be able to pass through security following a "self-frisk". That, believe it or not, is CAIR's recommendation, and Janet Napolitano is so intimidated by that outfit that she's apparently considering the request.

2 comments:

smartygran said...

I travel a lot, where can I buy one of these walking coffins?

Frances said...

That's it: I'm getting a burka as my travel outfit of choice!!