Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Today's TSA Song

Speed up, you move too slow.
You've got to keep the line up goin'.
Takin' pics of your cojones.
Lookin' for bombs and feelin' Granny.

Hello, jee-had,
What'cha doin'?
I'm hearin' all the hate you're spewin'.
It's Al-Awlaki's boychick's fault
We're lookin' for bombs and feelin' Granny.

They've got bad deeds to do,
Got promises to keep.
They're desp'rate for virgins who never will sleep
As these horny lads take all the pleasure they need.
Life they hate you,
(We're) feelin' Granny.

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