The Pantyman Song

Who can take explosives,
Strap 'em to his crotch.
Try to set 'em off
But turn it into a real botch?
The Pantyman.
The Pantyman can.
The Pantyman can 'cause he's so mixed up by hate
And wages global jihad.

Who can take a system
Turn it on its ear?
Folks irradiated so their genitals are clear.
The Pantyman.
The Pantyman can.
The Pantyman can 'cause he's miffed at the kafir
And wages global jihad.

The Pantyman ignites
The rift 'tween left and right--
The left don't mind the huge intrusion;
The right can see its an illusion,
That "safety" is a big delusion.

Who can take tomorrow
Make it more insane?
Now we're gettin' groped 'n' scoped--
I think I'll take the train.
The Pantyman.
The Pantyman can.
The Pantyman can 'cause he's so mixed up by hate
And he is fighting jihad.