OBL is Alive and Well and Preaching Jihad in Tribal Mosques

So claims an immensely self-satisfied Pakistani tribal leader in this interview (translated by MEMRI). Further, he says there are currently 70,000 Arab mujahedeen in the lawless tribal regions between Pakistan and Afghanistan, and that Osama and his Al Qaeda #2 (the guy with the angry red prayer blotch on his forehead) frequently lead Friday prayers at area mosques (though never in the same mosque at the same time). At one point in this reality show (one which beats The Real Housewives of New Jersey all to hell), someone hands the chieftain a wad of cash which he quickly places in an inside pocket. When the interviewer asks him about it, he tells her it is "charity" money from Kuwait.