Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Bernie Sanders Sings Simon & Garfunkle!

Let us be winners, we'll marry our fortunes together.
I've got some policies here in my bag.
So I sold a pile of promises,
Ignored Ms. Clinton's lies,
And ran off to hook young Americans.

"Hill'ry," I said as we started another debate now.
"Income inequity cannot go on!"
Iowa seems quite elusive to me--
I've come to hook young Americans.

Scowling on the stump,
Flaying rich folks and Wall Street.
It is those men in their Armani suits I despise.
I want to bring you a wonderful, "fair" new "Utopia."

Cut me some slack
'Cuz I'm cranky and old and I'm Jewish.
"Tikkun Olam" is a Socialist phrase!
We can change the whole scenery;

It is within our hands,
If you'll just give me the go-ahead.

"Hill'ry, you've lost," I said,
Though I knew she was winning.
"I'm kvetchy and whiny and you sure know why."
Counting the votes in the New Hampshire prim'ry
You'll see how I've hooked young Americans.
I've come to hook young Americans.
I've come to hook young Americans.

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