Dueling Trudeau Limericks

This one is in the National Post:

Trudeau gave an answer a try.
"We'll pull our '18s from the sky,"
He told CNN;
"I just can't say when
Or mention specifically why."

Here's my effort:

At Davos, he's going nowhere.
The "elites" he meets don't seem to care.
Though he tries to beguile
With a shoeshine and a smile
And, oh yeah, some really good hair.