Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Today's Song for P.C. Airport 'Security'

See the Pilgrims' site at Plymoth Rock.
Visit Egypt, watch the camels walk.
Just remember people not to balk
When we strip you bare.

See the beaches down in Mexico.
Fly direct--the only way to go.
Just remember darlin' don't say no
When we search "down there."

We're gonna probe and/or grope you.
For sure you'll never be "profiled".

Fly the planet on a silver plane.
See Paree when it is wet with rain.
Just ignore the fact that it's insane
When we strip you bare.

Update: "Safety first!"

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