Monday, November 8, 2010

Imagine There's No Jihad

Obama vows to help resolve Kashmir dispute

You know, like he's helped "resolve" another pesky jihad hot spot over in the Middle East.

There's only one sane response to such depressing news--sing:

You say you want a resolution,
Well, we know that you wannna fix the world.
You think that that's your contribution,
Well, we know that you hope to change the world.
But when they talk about destruction
Why'd you go and count the jihad out?
Don't you know you got it all all wrong?
All wrong, all wrong!

You say that there's a real "solution".
Well, you know, Hitler thought he had one, too.
Hamas is now an institution.
Well, you know, one designed to the slay "the Jew."
But when you ignore what it was
That their Prophet said,
All I can tell you is, Barack, they want us dead.
Don't you know the way you see's
All wrong?
All wrong, all wrong!


You gave the Muslims absolution--
Wanna know what's up with that.
You're really such a Lilliputian,
One the Ayatollah's laughin' at.
But if you go spoutin' the mottos
Of Sauly A
You know that you're gonna make
Everythin' worse today.
Don't you know you got it all all wrong?
All wrong, all wrong!...

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