Please Appease Me, Oh Yeah (Like Neville Appeased 'Dolf)

Haven't we been down this (garden) path before--Jew-loathing tyrant claims to be for "peace," all the while preparing for the war that will establish his people's dominance for a millennium (at least), and no one does a bleeping thing to stop him?

Update: What can I say--it's a compulsion:

Last night I said these words to 'Bama:
"Don't want to cause you any trauma.
C'mon, (c'mon),
C'mon, (c'mon),
C'mon, (c'mon),
C'mon, (c'mon),
Please appease me, oh yeah,
Like Neville 'peased 'Dolf."

You keep on speakin' 'bout those sanctions.
But we're a place not ev'ry bank shuns.
C'mon, (c'mon),
C'mon, (c'mon),
C'mon, (c'mon),
C'mon, (c'mon),
Please appease me, oh yeah,
Like Neville 'peased 'Dolf.

I don't want to hear your kvetchin'
Even tho' it's a sure bet I'm lyin'.
I do lots of sabre rattlin'
And pretend I'm tired of battlin' you,
Oh yeah, I'm gonna nuke "the Jew".

Last night I told the Ayatollah,
"Those kafir heads are gonna roll, yeah."
C'mon, (c'mon),
C'mon, (c'mon),
C'mon, (c'mon),
C'mon, (c'mon),
Please appease me, oh yeah,
Like Neville 'peased 'Dolf,
Oh yeah,
Like Neville 'peased 'Dolf.

Brussels Prat

If you've already had your breakfast, you might not want to read Veep Joe Biden's barf-inducing tribute to Brussels, the city he's been visiting; if you haven't eaten, read on:

As you probably know, some American politicians and American journalists refer to Washington, D.C., as the “capital of the free world.” But it seems to me that this great city, which boasts 1,000 years of history and which serves as the capital of Belgium, the home of the European Union, and the headquarters for NATO, this city has its own legitimate claim to that title.

James Lileks comments: 

Capital of the free world? That’s quite an assertion, but Joe backs it up. A thousand years of history, for example. A fine criteria. Often one finds one’s self at the border of a foreign county, wondering: how free is this place, anyway? The border guard explains: Mongolia is 4,000 years old. Well then! Must be four times more free than Brussels by the Biden Metric. It serves as the capital of Belgium. That’s something Washington can’t claim...

The EU is the greatest guarantor of freedom the world has ever known, because they have grasped the essential truth of our times: only by constructing inorganic and bogglingly complex manifestations of statism, and imposing them on people who would otherwise cling to antiquarian notions like “countries” and “national cultures,” can bureaucrats be free to meddle in the lives of millions without fearing for their jobs. They have perfected stateless statism.

If you define “freedom” as something else, Brussels might disappoint...

Indeed.

Obama's State Department Trashes Free Speech

In the name of encouraging "dialogue and debate" between Muslims and infidels kafirs dhimmis non-Muslims, of course.

Drama Queers

Jonathan Kay, brave soul, attended the media conference where Pride parade organizers announced that queer purveyors of the Big Lie ("Israeli apartheid") would not get to vent under that banner this year. Kay observes that advocates of the lie promptly mounted their high "free speech" horse (don't they always--right before they shout down someone whose "free speech" they don't like and don't want to hear?)--and fell flat on their faces:

...What they want isn't free speech, but rather the freedom to graft their toxic, unpopular cause (anti-Israeli bigotry) onto a genuinely popular mainstream cause (gay pride), and have taxpayers foot the bill for the operation. They're brand-association parasites, in other words.

From observing QuAIA, it's clear these are people who enjoy the theatrical act of protest.( My favourite protest chant today was "Butch! Femme! Bottom! Top! Israeli Apartheid has to stop!") It makes them feel like they are on the right side of history, and that they have some useful social function to live out as street activists now that the battle for gay rights has been decisively won...

Catchy chant. I prefer this one: "Butch! Femme! Big! Lie! Support Hamas and you will die!"

Abu Dhabi DOs and DON'Ts

Abu Dhabi, an oily Arab Emirate where sharia rocks and rolls, is considering a ban on Sex and the City 2, some of which is set there (but not filmed there: Morocco got the gig). The reason: Abu Dhabians (er, ers?) are miffed that their rigid, partiarchal, puritanical, sharia-ridden land is being portrayed as rigid, patriarchal, puritanical and sharia-ridden.

Update: From the timesonline review:

Could it get worse? Yes, because these previously intelligent woman are tossed into a Muslim country – and they seem to know nothing whatsoever about its traditions. Between cocktails, Miranda explains what niqabs are, and Samantha tosses her condoms around in a screaming hot flush in the souk. Culturally insensitive is an understatement when Blahniks meet burkhas.

Especially when you wear a burkha--and get your Blahniks caught in it.

Solway on Jews Who Do Dirt to Jewry

I highly recommend David Solway's latest essay--one of his best ever, I think. It's all about Jewish intellectuals who harm Jewry and Israel. Some do out of the "good" intentions; some out of bad; and some out of plain ignorance. Here's his take on the worst of the baddies--a hanging judge from South Africa:

Perhaps the worst of this lot, in terms of the empirical harm done to the Jewish state and by extension to Diaspora Jews as well, is the South African jurist Richard Goldstone, crouching like a spider at the center of a UN web of lies. On September 16, 2009, Goldstone tabled his United Nations Report on Israeli conduct during Operation Cast Lead, accusing Israel of crimes it did not commit while effectively exculpating Hamas for crimes it did. Goldstone’s strategy was initially to establish a moral equivalence between a country defending its citizens and a terrorist organization deliberately attacking that country’s civilians. As one delves deeper into the Report, the strategy becomes ever more insidious, presenting Israel and Hamas not merely as moral equivalents but as political incompatibles, that is, Israel is depicted as a terrorist regime and Hamas as a legitimate government. Goldstone also implied that Israel, but not Hamas, might be referred to the International Criminal Court. In the words of Alan Dershowitz, with reference to the breaking scandal of Goldstone’s apartheid past as a white South African hanging judge, “Goldstone is an ambitious opportunist…He has always put personal advancement over principle.” With Jews like Goldstone, who needs antisemites?

To be considered the worst of them all in a grouping that includes Naomi Klein, Noam Chomsky, Ilan Pappe and that fathead Finkelstein--now, that's impressive!

The Word is Gone but the Zionhass Lingers On

To be clear, the group calling itself Queers Against Israeli Apartheid has not been banned from this year's Pride parade. What's been banned is the word "apartheid". As such, the Israel-loathing queers have vowed to fight on under another name. From the Toronto Star:

The activist group Queers Against Israeli Apartheid will attempt to march in the July 4 Pride Toronto parade despite a Pride ban on the use of the phrase “Israeli apartheid,” setting up a potential confrontation with festival organizers on the day of the event.

“I don’t think that a suggestion that they don’t like our message should keep us out of Pride. So there is an intention to march, and we will find the message that works in that march and we will be there. We need our voice to be heard,” said Queers Against Israeli Apartheid (QuAIA) spokeswoman Elle Flanders.

Flanders declined to discuss the specifics of QuAIA’s plans. Though Pride executive director Tracey Sandilands said that QuAIA would be welcomed if it marched under a name that excluded “apartheid,” such as “Queers in Favour of a Free Palestine,” Flanders said QuAIA would not consider such a change.

Flanders made her comments after an unusual outdoor news conference Tuesday morning on the lawn outside the Dundonald St. house that serves as Pride’s office. As Pride officials spoke from a microphone on the front porch, about 100 QuAIA members and supporters surrounded the iron fence that enclosed the lawn, holding pieces of paper that read “Free Speech” and chanting “shame” and “resign.”

Pride co-chair Genevieve D’Iorio said the board voted to ban “Israeli apartheid” because the long-running controversy around its use had put the festival “in jeopardy.”...

Since Queers Against Israeli Apartheid is out, how about Queers for Zionhass (QfZ)? It has the advantage of being accurate and snappier, don't you think?

Kind of Ironic, No?

From the Ceej site:

This Day in CJC History

May 25, 1999

Toronto: CJC announced their donation of $60,000 to York University, which was made possible by a special fund set up by CJC following the 1985 gathering in Ottawa of several thousand survivors and their children.

Who knew back then (a mere 11 years ago) that York would end up turning into a hotbed of zesty campus Zionhass--Toronto's very own version of Gaza U?

Hymens Restored While U Wait

Non-corporeal chicks up in Paradise have a distinct advantage over living ones in that the heavenly ones are immediately restored to pristine condition after every sexual encounter. Earth-bound chicks, on the other hand, are forced to resort to the old nip 'n' tuck if they want to rewind the clock. From the Hindustan Times:

Living as they do in a conservative, Muslim-dominated society where pre-marital sex is a religious taboo, many Pakistani women are going under the knife for hymen reconstruction surgeries to regain their lost virginity before marriage.

Just look up advertisements in English newspapers or websites or the walls of shops on busy street corners in cities like Lahore, Karachi and Islamabad, offering women a chance to shroud their past with a recreated hymen - and you'll know.

For instance, the website www.hopepk.com. offers help for a number of sexual diseases, and vaginoplasty and hymen repair are at the top. Post an online inquiry or call up 0092-3234195732 - a cell phone number with the Pakistani ISD code and 323 refers to Warid Telecom phone service.

The address of the hospital where the operation will be performed is divulged only when the customer is given a date. The website says it has two doctors - Sarfaraz Ahmed, a graduate of King Edward Medical College, Lahore, and Yasmin Sarfaraz, a gynaecologist and a member of Royal College Ob/Gyn London, who performs hymenoplasty.

"The result is an immediate decrease in the size of vaginal muscles, resulting in more friction during intercourse," claims the website.

Classified as cosmetic surgery, hymenoplasty was exported from Britain to Pakistan, where many women have been divorced instantly for not conforming to the notion of the blushing, untouched spouse.

Re-virgination, as the process is also known, is performed at $500, or Pakistani Rs 40, 000, and is usually resorted to by upper class women in cities...

Oh, well. Better a hymenoplasty that a clitorectomy, I say.

What Are the Odds?

A porous border is leaking jihadis.

Heads Up!

Coming to the 'Peg (site of Canada's "human rights" mausoleum) this November--another hand-wringing "human rights" shmoozerama that we, the hard-pressed taxpayers, will be squeezed to pay for:

Preventing Discrimination

Discrimination Prevention Forum 2010
The Canadian Human Rights Commission is pleased to announce that the fourth Discrimination Prevention Forum will be held at the Winnipeg Convention Centre, November 23-25, 2010.

Purpose of the Forum

The Discrimination Prevention Forum is an avenue for human rights stakeholders to share best practices on emerging issues of discrimination in the workplace. It gathers hundreds of leaders and decision makers from government, private sector and non profit organizations across Canada.

Aboriginal focus

This year, the Commission's Discrimination Prevention Branch is teaming up with its National Aboriginal Initiative office to focus on workplace enablers for Canada's Aboriginal Peoples. The theme, "Circle of Awareness, Cycle of Growth," conveys that knowledge and cultural sensitivity are key to fostering positive relationships in the workplace.

Our Forums are well known and well attended so stay tuned for early registration in June!

Will do, "human rights" Commissars. In fact, nothing would give me greater pleasure than sharing best practices and focusing on workplace enablers with fellow stakeholders. And I have a great idea for the focus of the next (the fifth) Discrimination Prevention Forum--shiksas. Suggested theme: "Blondes on the Sidelines (With Legs to Die For)".