In a column skewering the hapless but hyper-loquacious Spendthrift-in-Chief, Mark Steyn includes this parody of a Nat 'n' Natalie Cole song:
That's what you are
Though near or far
Like a ton of debt you've dropped on us
How the thought of you has flopped on us
Has someone spent more.
I couldn't resist finishing it:
In ev'ry way,
And forever more
We're gonna pay.
That's why, Barack, you're untrainable
Re what is and ain't sustainable.
Throwing money down-the-drainable