Saturday, February 6, 2010

The Whole Cole

In a column skewering the hapless but hyper-loquacious Spendthrift-in-Chief, Mark Steyn includes this parody of a Nat 'n' Natalie Cole song:

That's what you are
Though near or far
Like a ton of debt you've dropped on us
How the thought of you has flopped on us
Never before
Has someone spent more.

I couldn't resist finishing it:

In ev'ry way,
And forever more
We're gonna pay.
That's why, Barack, you're untrainable
Re what is and ain't sustainable.
Throwing money down-the-drainable

1 comment:

Jim R said...


Now only if we could get you two together for a recording, Nat and Nichole style.