Saturday, August 25, 2012

Yiddish Curses for Republican Jews

They're as amusing as toenail fungus--and much nastier. Here's an example:
May you find yourself lost and stranded in a village of Palestinian Muslims, and may you be treated only with dignity, kindness and respect.
Um, I'd like to know the name of that village, so's I can locate it on a map. It is called al-Shangri-la? Al-Utopia? 

Here's another diss:
May you have a large store, and have it all dismantled by vulture capitalists.
Obviously, the cursers (a mean-spirited lot, it must be said) would prefer to have a large store dismantled by, say, vulture Occupests.

Update: The best rebuttal--and it's a curse, a prediction and a statement of fact: May the jackass you elected President kite the debt into the stratosphere, and may your kids, grandkids and great-grandkids be saddled with the bill.

The fabled Palestinian village--whatever it's called--where right-wing Jews are treated with dignity, kindness and respect

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