Today's Limerick

There once was a "scholar" named Hatem
And one cannot help but beratem.
And this is a fact,
His magical act
Re the Joooos: eliminatem.

Update: Here's one more, a shout out to Germany's "baffled" leader:

Merkel's calling it "incomprehensible"

Is, quite simply, indefensible.

For to see "holy war"

In the mayhem and gore

Is both clear-cut and commonsensible.