Friday, March 27, 2015

Justin Trudeau's "Message": So Bland and Boring That Even the Ceeb Can't Help But Criticize It

There's no getting away from it: Justin Trudeau's "message" is about as exciting as warmed-over porridge:

The message

Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau on the environment: "I want my three children to grow up in a greener, cleaner country. One that respects the environment. That’s what we all want." 
On the economy: "Instead of giving tax breaks to the rich as Mr. Harper has done, we offer to give back the money to those who need it." 
On culture: "We must reinvest in culture and be proud of our creators who shine around the globe." 
 "I’m Justin Trudeau, leader of the Liberal Party of Canada, and I have a committed team that defends the values of our community
His rhetoric is as soporific as Ambien. That said, the same sort of non-specific hopeychangey sludge worked like a charm for you know who.

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