Mark Steyn makes hay at the expense of Barack Obama and the slavish celebrities who surround him.
Update: A song for the slavish:
Life is just a load of Oprah,
It's so uplifting, e'en if you're drifting.
You see the world en bleu encore
So you won't detect when jihadis roar.
Keep on thinkin' it's a show-prah.
Benghazi--what's the diff?
The fright'ning in life
Are zombies so fake.
Should they make you ache.
Oh, life is just a load of Oprah,
So swoon and too soon you'll be stiff...