Mark Steyn's "Song of the Week" is "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," which celebrates its 75th anniversary this year. What follows is my Rudolph parody, newly-minted and mighty fresh:
Kerry the Secretary
Has a very slimy pose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it blows.
All of his "bright" ideas
Were full of holes and so unsound
They pandered to jihadis
And aimed at pushing Jews around.
Then one fraught and fateful day
Bibi came to say,
"Kerry with your biases
Won't you knock it off now, please."
Then how that Secretary
Ignored his words and doubled down.
Kerry was angry--very.
But for Botox