Thursday, December 31, 2009

'Blow Off Your Junk For Allah' Now A Trend

Christmas Day wasn't the first time a jihadist has been rigged with a "groin bomb." Apparently, it's been tried at least twice before--once in Somalia this past November, when authorities apprehended the bomber before he got on a flight, and once in Saudi Arabia back in August, during a failed attempt to assassinate a government official, a Saudi prince.

I'm assuming that, should such a mission prove successful and one's manitalia ends up being included in the casualty count, they would immediately regenerate once you reach Paradise--else what good are all those panting virgins?

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