Monday, December 28, 2009

'Troofer' On His Way Back To Rehab

Charlie Sheen, who is absolutely certain that Dubya was behind the 9/11 attacks, is said to be heading back to rehab following his unfortunate relapse into an alcoholic haze, one that resulted in his punching out the latest chick to have the dubious distinction of being Mrs. C. Sheen.

You don't suppose his 9/11 befuddlement is a function of over-indulgence in neuron-destroying hard liquor, do you?

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