Monday, July 31, 2017

Trumpian Literary Allusions Du Jour

I have two of 'em for you: Trump as a feckless Shelley Levine; and Anthony Scaramucci as a not-so-great (a mediocre, say) Gatsby (h/t: EY).

Update: For poetical purposes, wouldn't it be awesome if Scaramucci rhymed with Nantucket? Since it doesn't, I had to settle for this:
The "Mooch" steers "communications"? OMG!
His M.O. is easy to see:
It's to rant and to rave
About Donald (his fave)
And behave like a Trump Mini Me.

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