Monday, June 29, 2015

Supreme Chutpah

The news that Iran's "supreme leader" is offering input re more nuclear demands inspired this one:

I need nukes, nukes
To kill the Jooos.
I need to buy, buy some time to build mine,
Khamenei says,
You can't hurry talks,
No, you just have to chill.
He says talks don't come easy;
They never have and never will.
You can't hurry talks,
No, you just have to chill.
We're gonna jaw-jaw forever,
So better take a chillin' pill.

But how many A-bombs
Can I hide before I launch a few
To help me show my pride?
Right now the only thing
That keeps 'em on the ground
Is more uranium,
Yeah, soon it will be found.
No forgettin' Khamenei says
You can't hurry talks,
No, you just have to chill.
He says talks don't come easy;
They never have and never will...

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