Well, apparently, someone figured out what our prime minister's porn name would be--and wrote a poem about it:
Smokey Sussex, it seems, is the nameI say go for it, Justin!:
To which the PM could lay claim
If he shifted gears
In terms of careers
And sought pornographic fame.
A topping suggestion, my dears:BTW, my porn star name is Sh-boom Dewbourne.
The best one I've heard in some years.
For, in pondering his fate
It's never too late
For this drama queen to alter careers.
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