Thursday, April 26, 2012

Egyptian Necrophiliacs Rejoice!

The fatwa of your dreams is coming your way.

Update: In potentially related news, a Florida doctor says he has located the e'er elusive G Spot--in the cadaver of an 83-year-old woman. On the one hand, that could well be a boon to those who enjoy having sex with dead chicks. On the other hand, it could engender a demand for a brand new surgical procedure in Egypt (which, generally speaking, is a clitoris-free zone): G Spot-ectomies.

Update: Song for swingin' necrophiles (h/t RH):

1 comment:

Al the Fish said...

That's Kim Basinger in the video, she probably faked being dead many a time during her marriage to Alec Baldwin...