There once was a lad named J.T.
And he was as mad as can be
'Cuz a loudmouth named Ez
(Oh, the rude things he sez!)
Said his folks romped promiscuously.
The old-timey media are aghast.
Their umbrage and horror are vast.
Ez's words and his quarrel
Are outrageous!, immoral!
And they hope his employment won't last.