This is the sort of thing that occurs to me in the shower:
Guergis/Jaffer is no laughing matter.
Watch and see as their two careers shatter.
Those hookers so busty
Made Iggy feel lusty
For the Prime Minister's head on a platter.
A Trudeaupian named Bernie Farber
Chanced to visit a "radical" barber.
Though he got quite a cropping
He avoided a chopping--
A close shave for a Jew Dar al Harb-er.