Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Wagging the Doggerel

This is the sort of thing that occurs to me in the shower:

Guergis/Jaffer is no laughing matter.
Watch and see as their two careers shatter.
Those hookers so busty
Made Iggy feel lusty
For the Prime Minister's head on a platter.

A Trudeaupian named Bernie Farber
Chanced to visit a "radical" barber.
Though he got quite a cropping
He avoided a chopping--
A close shave for a Jew Dar al Harb-er.


gus williams said...

You mean you think of Bernie Farber while you are in the shower? That's just plain wierd!!

scaramouche said...

Hey, one never knows when or where inspiration will strike.