Naomi Wolfe's "Biography" of Her Lady Part "Is Kind of Bad News for Everybody Who Has One"

Agreed. But that's not going to stop me from writing a biography of body parts that have received exceptionally short shrift up till now. 

To wit: nostrils.

Proposed title of my bio? At the moment I'm vacilating between Nares With Flare or Nostrils: Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Breathe Without 'Em.