Vying for Victimhood?

Since police apparently have no problem categorizing "the Nazis" as a victim group, here are some other groups of undesirables--or, to be sensitive, should I call them the "misunderstood"?--who may soon demand the right to be bumped up to first class victim status:

• pedophiles;
• wife-beaters;
• 'honour' killers;
• tax cheats; and
• people with severe flatulence problems due to eating too much beef jerky.

Update: The Cocky Victims Theme Song:

I think I'm a victim don't you know
'Cause the T.O. police have pegged me so.
But now you look around these days
And it seems there's a cocky victim craze.
I'm a victim, he's a victim,
She's a victim, we're all victims,
Wouldn't you like to be a victim too?
Us victims are an interesting breed.
We're never part of the hegemony.
Ask any victim and he'll glow'r
'Cause cocky victims, unlike white folks,
Have no pow'r.
I'm a victim, he's a victim,
She's a victim, we're all victims,
Wouldn't you like to be a victim too?
Be a victim;
Think like a victim...