The Obama family's resident meal-preparer has received a big promotion. No longer will he be considered a plain old chef. From now on he will be what's known as the "senior policy advisor for healthy food initiatives."
An the plus side, at least the grandiose title is a pinch (a soupcon?) less offensively opaque than other Obami (circum)locutions: "Man-caused disasters" and "overseas contingency operations," anyone?