Tuesday, March 30, 2010

'Lesbophobe' Guy Earle Serenades His Accuser

My funny lesbian,
Affronted lesbian,
You didn't smile at my act.
You turned my comedy
Into a drama, see?
Now no one's laughing--that's a fact.

Did we get into a scrap?
Do I have to take the rap?
Did I fall into a trap--the 'roo tribunal?
But who laughs last laughs best.
You've put me to the test
And you've cut my career short--
You and that kangaroo court.

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