Sharia? Why, sharia is...
Raindrops on roses and cute, fluffy rabbits.
Unicorns bashful, adorable habits.
"Alla-hu Akbar!" means it's all God's biz--
These are a few things that sharia is.
Girls in black burqas with eye slits so squinty.
Dee-lish-ous soups and green tea that's real minty.
(Please memorize--there will be a pop quiz.)
These are few things that sharia is.
When jihad flares,
"Outreach" makes you wince,
To simply remember what sharia is
Quells cognitive diss-o-nance.
Update: Another selection from The Sound of Dhimmitude (to the tune of "Eidelweiss"):
Free speech strictly verboten.
Don't be rude, dhimmitude.
On P.C. rules we are dotin'.
Silence divine from the likes of Steyn.
Our Trudeaupia's a treasure...
I know I shouldn't, but dang those lyrics make me laugh hard. I can totally visualize Julie Andrews singing that tune.
You have outdone yourself eith these.
I'll be singing them in my sleep!
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