Thursday, May 30, 2013

A Roster of Non-Racist Names for the Redskins

The name Washington Redskins is, as everyone knows, "racist" (what about those Chicago Blackhawks and Atlanta Braves?), so they're looking for a new name. Here are some "progressive"-minded suggestions:
  • The Washington Multiculturalists;
  • The Washington Doves;
  • Washingtonians Against Israeli Apartheid (WaIA);
  • The Washington Root Causes;
  • The Washington Arafats;
  • The Washington Pansies;
  • The Washington Tasty Samosas.

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