My gal pal Sassy thinks that, in using his dead sister to elicit sympathy and support for his political bid, Candidate Bernie Farber has "reached a new low in douchiness." Moi aussi. And in honour of our concurrence, I've written a poem:
Using dead folks is awfully louche.
'T'would only be done by a douche.
The dude's motivation
Is rank desperation,
Saith Sassy Wire and Scaramouche.
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