Monday, July 18, 2011

Douche on the Loose

My gal pal Sassy thinks that, in using his dead sister to elicit sympathy and support for his political bid, Candidate Bernie Farber has "reached a new low in douchiness." Moi aussi. And in honour of our concurrence, I've written a poem:

Using dead folks is awfully louche.
'T'would only be done by a douche.
The dude's motivation
Is rank desperation,
Saith Sassy Wire and Scaramouche.

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