Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Segal's Inane Suggestion

Senator Hugh Segal thinks--to paraphrase a Barcharach and David number--that what the world needs now is more Turkey, sweet Turkey.

To which the only sane response is: we need more Turkey--more Erdogan, Islamist, Israel-baiting Turkey--like we need a hole in the head.

Update: My poem for the zany Senator:

A Red Tory whose first name is Hugh
Thinks he knows what exactly to dugh.
For reasons quite murky
He wants lots more Turkey.
I don't think we need more; do yugh?


Anonymous said...

I could use a nice turkey sandwich with mustard.

scaramouche said...

Cranberry sauce on mine, please.