Senator Hugh Segal thinks--to paraphrase a Barcharach and David number--that what the world needs now is more Turkey, sweet Turkey.
To which the only sane response is: we need more Turkey--more Erdogan, Islamist, Israel-baiting Turkey--like we need a hole in the head.
Update: My poem for the zany Senator:
A Red Tory whose first name is Hugh
Thinks he knows what exactly to dugh.
For reasons quite murky
He wants lots more Turkey.
I don't think we need more; do yugh?
I could use a nice turkey sandwich with mustard.
Cranberry sauce on mine, please.
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